one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
DISNEY HOT TOPIC GIVEAWAY!!!!
I had so much fun with my last giveaway I decided to do another!
FIRST PLACE: Choice of any Disney pullover OR dress currently available at hottopic.com (at the time the giveaway ends) OR men’s t-shirt
SECOND PLACE: Choice of any tank top currently available OR men’s T-shirt
THIRD PLACE: Choice of any Disney micro throw OR shoulder bag currently available
FOURTH PLACE: Choice of any Disney wallet OR crossbody bag currently available (not always on the website but they have them at my store!)
FIFTH PLACE: Choice of any five Disney buttons currently available.
- MUST be following me. This is a thank you for all my lovely followers! I will check.
- Reblogs ONLY, likes do not count. Reblog as many times as you want!
- MUST have your ask box OPEN. If you do not respond within three days of me contacting you, I will pick a new winner.
- I WILL ship worldwide!
END DATE: January 1st, at midnight est. time.
I will use random.org to pick the five winners!
Reblog if you would watch a Disney movie with a homosexual protagonist.
- No subtext.
- No alluding.
- No “they-could-possibly-be-gay”.
Full-blown, love interest is the same gender, out and proud, homosexual protagonist.
Two princes or two princesses, just please.we need this.
I would love it if two couples were being made to marry, all four run away and then they each fall in love with the other from the other couple.
if you give kids zero restrictions they’ll become the nicest fucking kids ever who never do drugs or get into trouble i know because my parents let me do nothing but eat chicken nuggets all day and read hentai until 4am and i am a straight A student
Seriously though this seems to be the case with a ton of people I know, if you don’t restrict them all the time they actually do better and are mentally healthier
WHY DON’T PARENTS UNDERSTAND THIS?!?
SHELTERED KIDS TURN OUT SNEAKY AS HELL. RESTRICTING ME FROM DOING SOMETHING IS ONLY GOING TO GUARANTEE THAT YOU NEVER SEE ME DO IT
My parents were super strict about the internet, so I got into a lot of trouble when I was younger. Weren’t strict about alcohol, I’m 19, never been drunk and don’t do drugs.
but wait there’s more..
i think the whole world is getting tired of him..
Swifts. Face n
“The Moody Couch”
an actual pillow nest
I NEED THIS FOR ALL OF THE REASONS
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom
i mean look at this shit.
it’s bunk beds and a little desk.
a motherfucking aquarium!
shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling
look how modern this shit is
it’s like three rooms in one
you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.
I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too
I volunteer as tribute!!