zeldathemes
Americana Memories
I'm Sam. I'm 20. I basically reblog anything I like. I'm a competitive waterskier. Hockey is my life. I love my two mini schnauzers more than anything in the world. I love to travel. I love hard rock and heavy metal. I'm a feminist, animal rights activist, and I volunteer at a pit bull rescue (:
freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

Thats mildly hilarious

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious

"I think that after Twilight and Snow White, that where huge films, I didn’t want to run to the next blockbuster. People who have known two huge successes think that it’s their thing now: Make successful blockbusters and surf on that wave. I came down from this huge wave and I told myself that I would shelter myself a little bit. That I would come back later. It was a good thing in the end. I needed time for myself. To come back to my own life. To stay home, surrounded by my own mess, to play the guitar and write." ― Kristen Stewart for Vanity Fair France

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

bikinipowerbottom:

suckonmynick:

whoevencarestbh:

The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.

bikinipowerbottom:

suckonmynick:

whoevencarestbh:

The kardashians watching Beyoncé all salty cuz they have no talent.

Like why were they even there?

Their family is full of successful business women who are mothers, managers, television hosts, models, and video game producers. Just because they can’t sing or dance does not mean they don’t have talent.

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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omgstoppp:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

may10baby:

ryasauras:

shadowssynysterandvengeance:

princess-fuck:

the-girl-who-laughed:

Canadians.

I thought this was exaggerating until I wore a t-shirt outside today and realized it was -23.

i live in south europe and today was -2 and couldn’t get to my home because of how cold it was.i thought i was dying.and there wasn’t even any snow or rain or wind or anything

Being from America, this post is really confusing.

I just remembered that you guys use Celsius

I was thinking this was Fahrenheit and I was like dang canadians are hardcore 

Being from Australia I knew this was in Celsius and I was still like dang Canadians are hardcore

This is the UP precisely

jnealsy:

doctorwho-ten:

jnealsy:

who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite hockey player is big enough

don’t you mean imaginary lover from tv shows instead of hockey?

no, i mean hockey.

yes, hockey.

llllucy:

Me at parties

llllucy:

Me at parties

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

pettyofficerdongers:

captainkristine:

this-is-my-life-lacy:

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lololololol

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

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sadorapus:

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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damn dude thats brutal